November 21st, 2008

Twilight sucks. Big time.

I knew it. But that doesn't make it any less sweet. Twilight is a complete failure. At least from the critics' point of view. I know the world is full of brainless teenagers who are going to watch this shitty shitty movie like 148 times and praise it as a masterpiece. So in the end it'll make money, and we'll have to endure sequels... But, hey, at least I know that tonight, in their beds, before falling asleep, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart (and hopefully the rest of the cast as well) will think "I'm a loser. I don't deserve to be called an actor." I mean, how can you spend an entire year promoting a film as if it was great, when you're perfectly aware of the fact that it's going to suck?! Have some dignity! Yet I do excuse Catherine Hardwicke. The poor woman is clearly on crack, so she doesn't really know what she says or does.